Fun

Raw Meat Hoodie

Ein Rohes-Fleisch-Hoodie für grade mal 15 Euro bei Gamiss. WANT Got it, sort of. (via wtbw) [update] Die oben verlinkte Website Gamiss wird hier als Abzockbude deklariert. Danke für den Hinweis, Dave.

43 44

One more year ;) if(life.sucks && alt.rene=>44) { MakeLemons; }

Waving Lizard

Interspecies Memetics:

Shia LaBeouf meets the Koala

I find this far funnier than I should. Also: Koalas are stupid. ;)

Spacebar

S̼e̥b͓a̰s̬ti͚a͉n͎ M̟o͍rr̻‏ hat 'ne Space Bar. WANT! Hier für Geld auf Etsy.

Teen Sprite

I find this far funnier than I should. (via Ronny)

Silvester Wholecar ✨

Die 1UP Crew bombt die U1 am Schlesischen Tor genau um zwölf mit Böllern, Farbe und Feuer. ✨💥 (via Ronny)

Animatronic Trump

Born Miserable‏ shoppt Animatronic Trump in die Animatronic Fleischwelt. Passt und das Uncanny Valley ist eh seit 2 Jahren Standardwahrnehmung. (via JWZ)

Doglifters of the world, unite!

@drewtoothpaste hat ein Subreddit für Hundehochheber eröffnet und wenn die Welt derzeit irgendetwas braucht, dann sind es Menschen, die Hunde hochheben. Pick your dog up and post it to my Reddit board i made for it "doglifting" https://t.co/OZAyuW8RDv pic.twitter.com/wXU6oYzjtp — drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) 31. Dezember 2017

Cat Hair Cat Hats

Rojiman macht Hüte und Kunstfrisuren für Katzen aus Katzenhaar (via booooom).

Lucky the iPhone-Bird hates Internet-Fame

Feel Lucky and steal ESC! (via Ronny) „My friend's family has a cockatiel named Lucky. Whenever Lucky gets upset, he sings an Apple ringtone.“ „Lucky became famous for singing a perfect rendition of an iPhone ringtone. But watch what happens when he sees his own video! Dude is OVER it.“

Oh du Ehrliche – Weihnachten unzensiert

„Stellt Euch vor, es ist Weihnachten und alle sagen, was sie denken.“

Waldemar Kalender

Ich bin kein Wandkalendertyp, aber beim Waldemar-Kalender überlege ich aus ein paar Gründen: 1.) Mein Vater hieß Waldemar und der Typ auf dem Kalender sieht ihm jetzt nicht unähnlich und 2.: Der Kalender trifft die Philosophie meines Papas ziemlich auf den Punkt: „Waldemar inklusive Entschleunigung für 2018“. Nice! Einen davon kann man bei Ronny gewinnen,…

Fucking Fish

Fickfinger für Unterwassergezeucht: Flipping_off_Fish --> „Raise your digitus medius in salute to all the creatures of the sea... little bastards“. (via Sascha)

Mississippi Queen (2001 Ford Expedition Cover)

I find this far funnier than I should:

Ugly Bitcoin Xmas-Sweater

Weihnachtssweater zur Krypto-Bubble: „Home of ugly crypto sweaters! Fully-knit and high quality. Pay with crypto in our ShapeShift integrated checkout!“ (via BoingBoing)

Schimmel Timelapse

„Have you ever wondered what happens to bread left in wet plate? This time lapse shows how mold take over entire slice in 16 days.“ Go, Fungi! (via Ronny)

Bookmas Tree

Der Weihnachtsbaum von @Wörterwald, perfekt für Xmas-Minimalisten und Leseratten. (via Textzicke)

Alex Jones New World Order Remix

„Spiritual Takeovermachines try to sell you on vaccines.“

Busta Cookie Monster

„Mashup of Cookie Monster rapping along to “Woo Hah!!” by Busta Rhymes. Featuring appearances by Elmo, The Count, Bert, and the rest of the Sesame Street crew. Video by Mylo the Cat aka Adam Schleichkorn aka isthishowyougoviral. I just wanted to make something to lighten the mood, in between the inevitable countless amounts of terrible…

Reality is for people who can't face drugs.

Tom Waits ❤️ „I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy“.

Cheeseburger made from Cheese

This 'Cheeseburger' Is Made Entirely of 9 Different Cheeses. Oh yeah. (via Ronny) The “seeds" are small beads of mozzarella. The "patty" is a large disk of Camembert. "Tomatoes" of Red Leicester, curly "onion rings" of German smoked cheese. The "gherkins"? Babybel, baby! Some sweet "relish" of Stilton. “Lettuce” made of Eda and American cheese.…

Bitcoin explained in understandable Terms

Endlich, ein Bitcoin-Erklärbärvideo für n00bs: Don’t Understand Bitcoin? This Man Will Mumble An Explanation At You pic.twitter.com/lgRUqcVlWx — ClickHole (@ClickHole) December 1, 2017 In other news: People have spent over $1M buying virtual cats on the Ethereum blockchain Launched a few days ago, CryptoKitties is essentially like an digital version of Pokemon cards but based…

There is Orange at the bottom of the ocean

Ich mäandere zwischem blanken Entsetzen und verzweifelter Suche nach einem neuen Lieblingssong. This is not my beautiful house and I hate you, Swedemason. (via 3quarks)

Dogs are smarter than Cats

Deal with it: Study finds dogs are brainier than cats. As far as dogs and cats go, the study found that dogs have about 530 million cortical neurons while cats have about 250 million. (That compares to 16 billion in the human brain.) “I believe the absolute number of neurons an animal has, especially in…