David Cameron fucked a dead Pig

camDie Story kommt von der Daily Mail und stammt andererseits aber aus einer inoffiziellen Biographie seines Parteikollegen Lord Ashcroft und wenn das stimmt – und ich gehe davon aus, dass es stimmt –, ist Charlie Brooker ein schweineverfickter Prophet, ich erinnere an seine Black Mirror-Folge The National Anthem, in dem der britische Premierminister ein Schwein vögelt. Ladies and Gentlemen: David Cameron, Destroyer of Middle Class, Servant of capitalist Elite, Fucker of Pigheads. (via BoingBoing)

A distinguished Oxford contemporary claims Cameron once took part in an outrageous initiation ceremony at a Piers Gaveston event, involving a dead pig. His extraordinary suggestion is that the future PM inserted a private part of his anatomy into the animal’s mouth. The source — himself an MP — first made the allegation out of the blue at a business dinner in June 2014. Lowering his voice, he claimed to have seen photographic evidence of this disgusting ritual.

[update] Charlie Brooker is „weirded out“. Plus, für's Amüsemeng: pigfucking from:simonswears. Pigfucking bastard. 🐷