Steve Jobs reincarnated as Warrior-Philosopher in the Sky

Steve Jobs war bekennender Buddhist und wurde neulich als himmlischer Krieger-Philosoph wiedergeboren. Er lebt in einem schwebenden Apple Store Glas-Palast über dem Apple Campus. Meinen zumindest ein paar thailändische Mönche aus Thailand. Steve Jobs in the Sky with Diamonds!

When Apple founder Steve Jobs died after a long fight with cancer last year, software engineer Tony Tseung sent an email to a Buddhist group in Thailand to find out what happened to his old boss now that he’s no longer of this world. This month, Mr. Tseung received his answer. Mr. Jobs has been reincarnated as a celestial warrior-philosopher, the Dhammakaya group said in a special television broadcast, and he’s living in a mystical glass palace hovering above his old office at Apple’s Cupertino, California headquarters. […]

“After Steve Jobs passed away, he was reincarnated as a divine being with a special knowledge and appreciation for science and the arts,” the Dhammakaya leader said in the first of a series of sermons beamed to hundreds of thousands of the group’s followers around the world. […] Among other things, he has said the reincarnated Mr. Jobs spends much of his time lounging in a glass palace resembling an Apple store. Phra Chaibul also has said the being formerly known as Steve Jobs is attended by 20 servants, who seem to resemble the Apple store ‘Geniuses’ who help customers set up their iPhones and other devices here on earth.

Thai Group Says Steve Jobs Reincarnated as Warrior-Philosopher (via /.)