Vermin Supreme: When I'm President Everyone Gets A Free Pony

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Vermin Supreme ist Performance Künstler, tritt für die Demokraten im Präsidentschaftswahlkampf an und verspricht jedem Amerikaner ein Gratis-Pony und grüne Zombie-Energie. Kein Witz. Der Clip oben stammt aus dem „Lesser-Known Democratic Candidates Presidential Forum“, an dessem Ende er einen komischen Christenfundi mit Glitter beschmissen hat. Ich hab' aus dem Video grade mal ein bisschen frei transkribiert:

„Free Ponys for all Americans, one of the overlooked Issues in America today. […] When we switch to a Pony-based Economy we'll lower our dependence on foreign oil and we will turn Pony-Poop into Mathene-Gas and wonderful compost, so we will be able to to re-up our Soil […] and ofcourse the important thing to realize is a Federal Pony Identification-Program, where you will need your Pony with you all the time. […] Harnessing the awesome Power of the Zombies: We have giant Turbines and we will dangle Brains in front of them and then they will turn the giant Turbines into green Energy.“ Von Dangerous Minds:

Appearing at the “Lesser-Known Democratic Candidates Presidential Forum” in New Hampshire, political troll/performance artist Vermin Supreme on why he should be the next President.

The event was hosted by the Saint Anselm College Institute of Politics and Political Library in Manchester on Monday night, December 19, 2011. At the close of the forum, Vermin Supreme dumped glitter on Christianist weirdo Randall Terry, exclaiming, “Jesus told me to make Randall Terry gay!”

Vermin Supreme: When I'm President Everyone Gets A Free Pony