Charlie Sheen Rant Lorem Ipsum-Generator

Genau das, was die Welt braucht: ein Charlie Sheen Rant Blindtext-Generator.

Because ... look at what I'm dealing with, man. I'm dealing with fools and trolls. But like in baseball, the scoreboard doesn't lie. Never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart ... of the hearts. Yeah, I sat with two - hey, coincidence - F-18, Top Gun, radical fire, napalm dropping pilots in my movie theater watching the chopper attack sequence on the beachhead to go surfing because they wanted to and those people were in their way.

THE BIBLE GRIPPERS! And one of those stupid mottoes, Alex, is 'Don't be special. Be one of us.' News flash! I am special, and I'll never be one of you! ... There it is. And therefore there's nothing in the middle. I don't live in the middle anymore. That's where you get slaughtered. That's where you get embarrassed in front of the prom queen. And it's just not an option.

Ready for my next fastball, world? PLAN BETTERApplies to everything where an excuse now sits. Try it.U won't be wrong. Ever. PlanBetter My sons' are fine...My path is now clear...Defeat is not an option..! Well, I think it was Nails that said I was really, really flattered, 'cause he got it right. And I'm not ...

Vatican Assassin: Charlie Sheen Lorem Ipsum Generator (Bild via Comicbook-Diner: Charlie Sheen: Crazy Enough to be a comic book star?)

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