The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch-Cake

Instructables hat eine Anleitung zum Backen eines Heilige Handgranate von Antiochia-Kuchens. Wenn ich backen könnte, hätte ich ja schon längst den verstümmelten schwarzen Ritter ohne Arme und Beine, dafür mit jeder Menge Himbeersoße und rumliegenden Schokoarmen und -beinen als Kuchen gemacht, aber ich kann nunmal nicht backen. Aber nun zählen wir erstmal bis fünf drei.

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Who doesn't like the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch and what better form than in a cake? But before we get baking let us say together a reading from the Book of Armaments:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Right then, let's make a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch Cake!

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch Cake