Leider viel zu kurzer Knaller vom Onion: God Shuts Down Andromeda Galaxy „INNER DISK, ANDROMEDA GALAXY—Thanking the spiral-shaped celestial body for its 6.8 billion years of tireless service, Our Lord and Divine Creator announced Thursday His "very difficult decision" to close down the Andromeda galaxy for good.“ (Und grade eben über den Ticker gekommen: God also released Alpha Centauri OpenBeta, get your invites per prayer and be sure to be one of the first to colonize this amazing System so long in Development Hell.)