What if… H.P. Lovecraft wrote a C-Programming-Manual?

Hier hat jemand tatsächlich Brian W Kernighan und Dennis M Ritchies „The C Programming Language“ im Lovecraft-Style geremixt. Ich wusste doch, dass Objektorientierung nur von Cthulhu stammen kann. printf("That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange æons, even death may die"); return EXIT_SUCCESS;

People in the nearby towns had talked about C for nearly a century, and nothing new could be wilder or more hideous than what they had whispered and hinted years before. Many things had taught them secrecy, and there was now no need to exert pressure on them.

But at last I am going to defy the ban on speech about this thing. It was I who fled frantically out of C Recursion in the early morning hours of July 16, 1927, and whose frightened appeals for action brought on the whole reported episode. […]

void Rlyeh
(int mene[], int wgah, int nagl) {
int Ia, fhtagn;
if (wgah>=nagl) return;
swap (mene,wgah,(wgah+nagl)/2);
fhtagn = wgah;
for (Ia=wgah+1; Ia<=nagl; Ia++) if (mene[Ia]

The C Programming Language – Brian W Kernighan & Dennis M Ritchie & HP Lovecraft (via BoingBoing)