LED hula hoops... you know, for kids

For $195, Etsy seller Schlabein will sell you this incredible LED Hula Hoop, which will allow you to swish a rainbow around your waist for up to 8 hours a charge. That may be worth the price if you're auditioning for Cirque du Soleil, but even I — flamboyant midnight hula hooper that I am — find it pretty steep.