Good evening ladies and bruces

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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table,
David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
Theres nothing Nietzsche couldnt teach ya bout the turning of the wrist,
Socrates himself was permanently pissedĶ
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, with half a pint of shandy was
particularly ill,
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day,
Aristotle, Aristotle was a beggar for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, I drink therefore I am.
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when hes pissed.