General Robots

Typo-Formel-Generator

Der Inverse Graphing Calculator generiert Formeln aus Typografie, man gibt ein Wort oder mehrere ein und das Teil berechnet die Gleichung. Das hier ist die Nerdcore-Formel, wenn man die in das Blogsystem seines Vertrauens eintippt, spuckt das Ding aus dem Stand 14.315 Artikel, 109.588 Kommentare und 2.133 Tags aus. Echt jetz!

The Inverse Graphing Calculator (version beta-1) is like a backwards graphing calculator. Normally, you enter an equation into your calculator and then get a graph of the curve. The way the IGC works is, you type something you’d like as your curve, like ‘Hello World’ or ‘I love you’. The IGC produces an *equation* which has this phrase as its graph!

Inverse Graphing Calculator (via Neatorama)

Monster-Typo-Generator

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Wie schon der Generator für Star Wars-Sammelkarten-Typo (hier), nur mit Monstern statt Lichtschwertern. Hier der Generator: Monster Initial Stickers Name Generator und hier das komplette Sammelkarten-Set.

(via MeFi)

Empire Strikes Back-Generator

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Tony Damatas Empire Strikes Back-Generator erzeugt Euer Wort der Wahl mit den 1980er Topps-Sammelkarten in Form von Buchstaben. Hier der Generator und hier die komplette Serie der Sammelkarten.

(via StarWars-Blog)

Random Weed Name Generator

Hier ein Generator, mit dem man zufällige Namen für Grassorten erzeugen kann. Als ich da auf der Website war, kam das hier als „The Random Weed Name Hall Of Fame“, ich würde ja sofort zu Sleepy Kryptonite und Thelonious Mindfuck greifen.

# AFTERNOON KRONK
# HAVANA FOG MACHINE
# BELL-BOTTOM GUNPOWDER
# SLEEPY KRYPTONITE
# PERUVIAN REMEDY
# DA-GLO MERRY-GO-ROUND
# KINGSTON MIRAGE
# BIG ISLAND GOOCH
# COTTONMOUTH SUPREME
# THELONIOUS MINDFUCK

Whether you’re running a pot clinic, or just trying to impress your friends, it’s no longer enough to say “really good bud,” or, “I’m pretty sure it’s hydroponic.” The Random Weed Name Generator is a free public service, providing the cannabis community with more than 45,000 unique hemp handles.

Random Weed Name Generator (via MeFi)

Douchebag Name Generator

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Ich bin das mit den Online-Tests und Generatoren ja ein bisschen leid und klicke die immer ziemlich schnell weg, bei dem hier musste ich allerdings schmunzeln, vor allem nach einem Tag voll mit (tatsächlich!) Arbeit. Mein Douchebag-Name ist George Lucas, und bei Euch so?

Douchebag Name Generator (via Seehere)

Random Youtube Insult Generator

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Nur falls jemandem grade nach ein paar dieser wunderbaren Youtube-Trolle ist, hier ein Generator, der solche Sachen ausspuckt:

HOLY SHIT SHUP!! YOU ARE THE GAYYEST! PERSON EVER!! STOP MAKING THESE GAY FUCKING VIDEOS NOBODY LIKES YOU!! HOLY SHIT err i hate you thiss suckss balls. id stop iff i weree you..

ahah you are so pathetic…you took the time to watch this video you fucking penisFACE! so look whos a faggot now? oh i think its you

omg….. this soooo immature perverts get a life this really help for douche bags sooo listen guys who are retarded.

Random YouTube Insult Generator (via MeFi)

Realign the impulse security alert with tractor subcircuits!

The teryon subspace phaser array is behaving abnormally! Equalize the standard transporter device with promethean rematerialization subroutine! The sonic transporter harmonics are disrupted! Trim the ion marker with rubindium teasers! Malfunction in the transparent enhancer! Neutralize the auxiliary chips with quantum holoemitter! The evacuation bubble is not responding! Regulate the positronic subspace emitter with mobile seeker!

The Star Trek Failure Generator (via MeFi)

(Auch nett: Great Star Trek Cover Shoots Of The Past 40 Years)

Your nose hairs scare me.

Sir, what exquisite breasts you have! The glow of your teeth exudes the courage of raw liver. I would gladly eat chamberpots of your sickled beans and thalassemic rice. Hermaphrodites around the galaxy desire that you turn your rock and crochet bowl to its loudest setting. Your unexpected explosion entangles us in a web of premature umbrellas and precocious timepieces. You are truly a wristwatch in a world of lumps.

The Surrealist Compliment Generator. (via)

Horoskop

Ich glaube nicht an Horoskope. Alles Mumpitz, ihr wisst schon. Aber der Horoskop-Generator ist lustig:

You will suddenly realize you’re naked on public transportation. ‚Ä¢ A stranger may mean you harm this week so greet everyone with a blood-curdling shriek. ‚Ä¢ Your next career: Sad Clown Painter. ‚Ä¢ Your organs will be harvested and marketed as souvenirs to the Xeaibobia Tribe of New Guinea.

Super Aussichten, oder?

Du abhängiger Falschlappen !!

Du sitzengebliebene Kackwarze !!
Du ausgelutschte Hirnwarze !!
Du schimmelnder Waldeimer !!
Hä Hä Hä…

(via Linkbude)

So it goes…

“More or less nothing seems worth doing. Today was a complete loss. I just don’t have anything to say lately. I’ve just been letting everything happen without me these days, but shrug. It’s not important.”

The Apathetic Online Journal Entry Generator

“What would you say if I told you that we must always and forever remember to enjoy the small joys. Why am I talking about Poppa, you ask. Fair enough. Well. When the grass was still green and the sky still blue my hair was silly. Nevermind about the details, but… In a nut-shell: And still, it was strange. Using Google, I found something, anything, nothing. Which isn’t something I post about usually, but…”

Blog-O-Matic. Endlich was für die Leute, die bloggen wollen aber nicht schreiben können. Also mich.

Noch mehr? Noch mehr:
Der Bart-Simpson-Tafelschreib-Creator!
Der Coldplay-XY-ungelöst-Cover-Generator!

“This letter is not a memoir. Nor is it a policy memorandum issued by the government or by a local think tank. Rather, it is an assessment of how I find Pres. Rene Walter’s epigrams to be a perversion of the truth. I guess I should start by saying that absenteeism is not merely an attack on our moral fiber. It is also a politically motivated attack on knowledge.”

Whatelse: Der Beschwerdebrief-Generator.

Und Preisfrage:
Was generiert das hier?
“Wringing the Serpent,
Milking the hammer,
Bashing your Franklin,
Cleaning out the stump,
Stroking the dolphin,
Battling Wally the one-eyed wonder worm”

Genau, der Random Masturbation Synonym Generator.

Noch mehr Generatoren gibbet hier.

[via Pixelsurgeon]