1. Go to UrbanDictionary.com.
2. Do a search for your first name.
3. Post the result
1. An expression that describes the posession of both mental and physical prowise in high abundance. Haughty or unattainable status. A godlike example of perfection.
2. A person named Rene is typically handsome and well hung. Rene’s tend to have a very active sex drive and are known to please woman sexually in a variety of ways.
3. the most amazing person ever; usually smart
Was soll ich sagen? Am besten formuliere ich das mal so: „If it is on the Internet it must be true.“
(via Buzzfeed)
Timm
“soon to be the name on everybody’s lips. pretty much teh hottest guy ever. genius in disguise. can actually spell correctly, but rarely proves it (see name for example). cannot wait to call wisconsin home.”
It’s on teh internetz…
Doh! Wer sagt dass ihr eure UD-Einträge nicht selbst geschrieben habt? Na? NAAA! Dacht ichs mir doch..
wtf oO und NSFW !
“Okay a Denny is a term used for a severe and rare condition to do with your penis in the process of ejaculation. It normally occurs halveway through a hand/blow job or even intercourse. Just before the climax of ejaculation your nerves in your brain can trigger of a chemical and endothermic reaction whic basically makes your cum freeze. Now seeing as the cum freezes whilst it’s going through your penis, your penis freezes or gets remarkably cold. Resulting in your erection shrivelling to a very small size, smaller than what it would normally be. The new size of your penis is basically a chode. This is before you ejaculate and this process can take up to four – twelve seconds, depending on different circumstances. I’ve heard cases of it only taking about two or three to go from big stiffy to the smallest thing he’s ever seen.
As you could imagine, halveway through a blow job, that would be very embarrising, but what’s more, about 12-17 seconds afterwards, (by this time your partner would of walked off) you go back to your normal size penis and ejaculate manically. Everything you have cums out; literally.
Now the thing is with having a denny, is that it could happen to anyone, at anytime, it’s phycological. The more you think about having one, the more you will. It’s most likely to affect virgins having sex for the first time, or whenever they first have any sexual experiance, seeing as they’ll be at their most nervous.
There are even rumours that if you have a certain dream the night before sex, you are more likely to have a denny. I dunno if this is true or not.
(During a hand job)
Becky: Nathan I never knew how big you were!
Nathan: (thinking to himself) Oh god yeah, I never knew it would be this good, I hope to god I don’t have a denny.
(Nathan’s cock freezes and contracts.)
Becky: Hey, what the? Where’s it gone? Have you cummed? Why’s it soo small?
Nathan: I can explain!
Becky: I’m outta here!
(Becky walks off, six seconds later, Nathan just manically creams all over his leg.) “
Bei mir kommt Armin Meiwes raus…
A guy who acts shy but actually has a big penis
that guy is quiet, but he’s a martin
Snip:
A strong, powerful force, a positive energy, other men are always questioning, “what’s so great about Richard?”. Spiritual leader. Excellent lover, very good with his entire body, making women fantasize about him regularly. A very thick, yummy kisser. Richard is a kind, good, lovely, beautiful, sweet, aggressive, sensitive man with a consecrated heart. Richard is super sexxy!
Es ist alles wahr.
Basically a scandinavian (Norwegian, Swedish or Danish) name that means “the God of all puny humans” from norse language. Larrse was a term used by vikings in the dark ages to describe all Gods basically, and is therefor also the considered meaning of it.
Hello Lars!
Hello God!
“one chill dude. Whenever i see him i’m always ready to high-five, because Niklas is one cool guy. Smart, funny, witty, his voice is deep cause his dick is so big. he’s probably better than you in every way, just too polite to show it. If you see a Niklas, a high-five is mandatory because he’s super awesome.
Yo NIKLAS YOU’RE AWESOME *highfive*”
alexander
buy alexander mugs, tshirts and magnets
the ultra gayest of the gays. always wants a cock in or around his mouth but will settle for it in his ass. his favorite color is rainbow and thinks the mascot for the penguins should be a midget in a rainbow thong
(talking to elton john) man youre super alexander!!!
((((((((((
vb. to sex someone up
n. man with a massive schlong
vb. That whore just got timmed
n.You hear about Bob? He is tim.
Troubled Insecure Masterbator T.I.M
Ist so!
Mein Name ist leider völlig unspektakulär. Aber der meiner Freundin ist cool: “A hermaphrodite who cross dresses as Adolf Hilter in Austrian nightclubs.”
“Jurgen
buy jurgen mugs, tshirts and magnets”
WTF!?
Sven:
Someone or something that represents godly and strong. A person of this quality is brave, mentally strong – though they may not show it often, trusting, handsome, not very sexually experienced but a great lover, and is there for anyone that needs him/her.
A thing of this quality is usually fun, awesome, and something you had a good experience with. It also shows something that you want or like to have.
Such as: “Sven was there when I needed him.”
und natürlich:
sven – to be elite
A player once called sven played for sentient…he was elite!
Danke Rene, made my day :)
Markus:
1.The Most Sexiest male alive; attracts any girl with either humor or flirtatious desires. Known to be the best husbands out there.
2. Man slut willing to do anything to please other males.
Irgendwie widersprechen sich die beiden Angaben, ich bleib mal bei der ersten! :-)
1) a small dagger of Scottish origin
2) name of the main character in the video game “Dragon’s Lair”, short for “Dirk the Daring”
und
A person who looks realy great. A sort of prototype.
und
a really cool person, someone who is so cool everyone wants to be him. usually dresses in big open shirts to show off his chest. gets all the girls.
Und was soll ich sagen – es ist alles wahr! Seht selbst: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dirk
Das Spiel ist scheiße.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mathis
Vanessa
1.
A moderately common name for an American female; pretty; hot; beautiful; perfect; cutest girl you’ll ever see; angel
2.
As stated in other definitions of vanessa she is always known as being cute, and is the basic definition of perfection. she is the most beautiful girl in the world, and is perfect in every single way. people associated with the name vanessa are usually attracted to large wooden clocks.
3.
Means Butterfly in greek
Ich stimme dir voll zu René: “„If it is on the Internet it must be true.“” :D
Steffen means to fuck a girl so hard blood starts to flow out of her mouth.
“Oh, Man I should not have done that she steffened”
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A man with a very larg dick. He is a teen distortion, survived abortion, and a successful rebel from the waist down. They tend to be German and fit the perfect Aryan race.
“Ah look at that hotty over there! He is such a Steffen.”
—
Ich ahne böses. Das Urban Dictionary wird nicht mehr lange leben. Vermutlich werden auch alle sterben, die es verlinken. Grund:
Chuck:
1. (n.) An anal rapis
2. Derogatory term for a mentally retarded individual.
Ich bin dann mal weg. Sicher ist sicher.
1) A character in Andrew Lloyd Webber’s “Phantom of the Opera”, an adaptation of Gaston Learoux’s novel. He seduces Christine Daae, a young soprano, who is forced to choose between Raoul and Erik (the Phantom).
2 und 3 sind uninteressant, dafür kann 4 wider überzeugen.
4) Someone who sucks a lot, and ruins other people’s fun.
“Who is that jerk who popped that child’s balloon and is being mean to that puppy?”
“Oh, that’s just Raoul.”
Plötzlich find ich meinen Namen garnicht mehr so doof.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sascha
Aber… ich bin doch gar kein Mädchen :(?
die christians unter uns sind hier leider am arsch.
Thomas:
A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8
The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet.
A form of tank engine
How cool is that?
BEAT THIS
Nils:
The act of being high for longer than fourteen and a half hours and eating piles of spaghetti while repeating the Holy Mary with no pants on and getting sucked from a girl named “Head.”
1. n; the onomatopoeic sound effect of bouncing boobs.
2. v; the act of boobs (or the owner of said boobs) creating this sound by bouncing.
……
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dennis
WTF!
LOL
Guy 1: I love masturbating to the sound of a door creaking.
Guy 2: That’s so Mathias!!!
Guys 1 and 2 then suffocate each other with their irregularly sized penises.
Dayum!
1.
Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. ‘Toms’ Are known to be genius’ and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.
Girl 1: *Cries*
Girl 2: What’s wrong?!
Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me
Girl 2: I can’t believe it. He just seemed so… so…
Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.
2.
Police slang used by the British force, especially by the Metropolitan, to describe a prostitute.
Dann doch lieber das erste ;)
A Scandinavian name given to anyone who, for sure, will/is awesome. Nils is based on a Saint. Saint Nicholas. Who most of you know as Santa Claus. He brings presents to us every year so this is why we honor someone with the name Nils because he will be like Santa.
Mom: Wow. We should really name him Nils.
Dad: Why?
Mom: He just looks so Super Awesome.
/signed! : D
Musste ich selbst erstmal bloggen…
Most julia’s are artistic, smart, romantic, beautiful and also very charming. Julia’s can get whatever they want if they try. They can be very sexy so watch out! They are romantics and love old movies, art and books. they love old stuff! They usually aren’t very athletic but if a julia is athletic she’s kick butt! they have great fashion sense and usually look smokin’. A julia will most likely become a mother because they love kids. They are very successful in life and there is just something about them that draws people in. Also they are ah-mazing dancers!
ok…. O.o
hrmpf:
What you say when you aren’t quite sure what your buddy’s name is.
Jake: Wazzup, Ingo?
David: Nothing much, you?
1. Go to UrbanDictionary.com.
2. Do a search for your first name.
3. Post the result
4. ????
5. Profit
So wäre es richtig.
Zu meinem Namen, Terence.
An extremely attractive gentleman, usually irish with black hair and blue eyes and is packing serious heat.Residing in NYC. Often incredibly rude, selfish, narcissistic, and tasteless. A synonym for jerk or asshole.
Gefällt mir :D
1. Swedish common male name
2. used as an exclamation of the quality of something. (as in, That’s Awesome!)
Taken from the french term pronounced “Svet”
Syn: Sick, Awesome, Gutta
also: über-sven, semi-sven, and non-sven
That’s Sven!
3. sven – to be elite
4. Someone or something that represents godly and strong. A person of this quality is brave, mentally strong – though they may not show it often, trusting, handsome, not very sexually experienced but a great lover, and is there for anyone that needs him/her.
A thing of this quality is usually fun, awesome, and something you had a good experience with. It also shows something that you want or like to have.
Für mehr einfach mal selber gucken:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sven
Hahaha wie geil!
Timo
1.
The guy everyone wants to bang. TIMO! short for timothy. all hail timo!
girl1: hey, did you see Timo? he looks especially hot today.
girl2: hell yea, i wanna bang him. *girls go and bang Timo*
2
The God.
Praise be to the oh Timo.
3.
A very bad anal disease.
OMG your ass looks weird do you have timo???
Das stimmt ja so was von ;-)
Punkt 6:
Staying at home when you could be at a party on a friday/satruday night.
Sam: Hey Julian, let’s go to a party!
Julian: I’m down I got a 20 sack!
Norman:I think I’m gonna go home guys sorry..
Sam/Julian: Stop being a Norman!
Punkt 12:
Fat guy in a little shirt. With gay tendencies
Jeff is such a Norman!
Mann, das wird ja immer besser :D
Das geht noch 3 Seiten so, lauter Beleidigungen. Super.
A cute, hot, sexy guy, who’s everything a girl could ever want.
Christoph is the man of my dreams.
weeeell, it´s true
the most amazing guy of all time. always has a girl there that will love him forever and ever. sings all the time. loves to have fun. has major anger issues, but he can work through the anger.
St. AAANGERRR!!
Everyone else is nothing compared to a David.
:D
hahaha :D wieso bin ich nicht früher drauf gestossen?!?
auswahl 1, 2 und 3 (bis auf der einlagenschnüffler: ist doch ekelhaft; pumas: ich mag andere markensachen :D; braggart: stimmt nicht und loves to fight: nur gegen idioten oder leute, die sich immer profilieren wollen)
unglaublich!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rey
A boy whose nice, kind, funny, cute, and himself. Who could ask for more? He’ll always be there for you no matter what happens. He can be annoying like anyone, or that you don’t need him sometimes. But the absence of him drives you insane. He’s been through more then you could imagine, but when your in his arms, it just feels safe because you know you have him to guide you.
But even as friends he’s perfect. He will ditch even a girlfriend that tries to mess with you. You could be in love with him and see him with another girl, but as long as he’s happy you’re happy. Yet if he’s mad at you, you feel so ashamed and as if your a burden. Over all, hes the person that you haven’t lived till you see him.
1 Martin
A guy who acts shy but actually has a big penis
that guy is quiet, but he’s a martin
Martin
Someone who thinks they know it all and generally does, proving their friends wrong a LOT!
Oh I thought I was gonna give birth to a girl but my friend said it would be a boy and he was right. He’s such a Martin!
3. Martin
An average asian, white,or other descents seen a God, he has the power to make any women cream at anytime and can make a lady squirt.
1. oh my god, Martin got me all wet.
2. Did you see what Martin did in bed?
Hahaha:
Paul:
1. common given name for males, derived from the Roman surname Paulus (Latin: “small” or “humble”). Put simply, it is the greatest name to grace the Earth. Seriously. It is the best name in existance.
Why is the name Paul so awesome?
Cause’ Stone Cold said so.
2. eople who own, such as paul mccartney and paul rudd. usually they are offered the job of being pornstars but they prove themselves being too good for the camera, so they all decide to become porn directors to give the others a chance, which makes them very selfless people aswell.
“i wish my name was paul it wouldnt be so hard to get chicks on the bus”
“having a name like eric really blows i wish the 4 letters in my name were p-a-u-l”
3. a guy that is sweet, cool, handsome, athletic, cute, nice, and thoughtful.
“my boyfriend is cheating on me,what should i do?”
“girl!,you need to dump his ass and find yourself a Paul”
BAM!
WTF!?
Harry
A sex move invented by my ex-roomate Harry. This is when you wake a girl up, just in time for her to be awake when you cum either on her face or on her chest.
Dude, that bitch had it coming, so I pulled a Harry on her in the morning.
Damian: foreskin on the penis of a human male
:-(
funkioniert nur bedingt, wenn man(n) einen namen hat, der in amiland ein frauen-name ist :( (sascha)
Xaver
the word “to xaver” means you lay someone on a water bed, you than put their cat in the vagina, put coolwhip all over the cat, lick it off, have the cat scratch the water bed as your licking the coolwhip off, than you have the water bed burst, at the exact same time the water bed is bursting, you cum on her face, and than the cat, and then the mexican mariachi band next to you.
“Dude i totally xavered my girlfriend last night.”
Beat this.
Daniel!
snip
Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia.
noch ein snip:
It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail.
und wie soll ich sagen, es stimmt wirklich alles.
Anyone able to beat this?
Originated from the Hebrew “Jahwe”, meaning god. Johannes is the most awesome name a guy can have, defining him as superhumanly good looking, smart and courageous.
Casual expression:
“Oh my Johannes!”
Is das doof, da musste ja wieder der blöde Scheißbär auftauchen:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Knut
Ansonsten:
Being Knut, or having the distict quality that is Knut:
1) Being excessively ugly
2) Being excessively stupid
3) Having severe mental problems
4) Being almost Nick (see Nick)
5) All of the above.
‘Hey, man, look at that kid. He’s all Knut.’
‘Wow, look what he just did. Knut!’
Michael
A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste…in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend…mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend…mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment…mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl…mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he’s perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
naja, bis aufs Aussehen stimmts ;)
http://up.picr.de/3733704.jpg
martin -
A guy who acts shy but actually has a big penis
that guy is quiet, but he’s a martin
ushi -
A person who cannot or will not stop eating, often associated with obesity.
“Look at your plate! are you an ushi”
Latina , Sexy Girl , Great Role Model . Ambicious and Great in bed.
A bad ass motherfucker who won’t take no shit off of nobody.
A Fly, Crazy, Fresh, Princess, Beautiful, Gangster, Diva, Fun, Irritating, Badass, Playertastic, Indescribable; Young lady who always looks her best.
Not many can handle her. But always wanna try. Someone who is talked about, on a regular basis. She gives no fuckkk.
She knows what she deserves and won’t settle for anything less. Most often misunderstood.
She is bold and is capable of anything. Regardless of her bold nature, she is often secretive, but is always observing behind her withdrawn manner. She can be argumentative and pack a powerful sting, but that’s simply because she see all opposition as a healthy challenge.
..noch Fragen? ;)
“the most amazing guy of all time. always has a girl there that will love him forever and ever stephanie a.. sings all the time. loves to have fun. has major anger issues, but he can work through the anger”
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=philipp
:o)
“Common Norwegian christian name, given to newborns with remarkably over-sized penises
GOD DAMN!!! Look at his third leg – He’s an ANDREAS!”
überraschend treffend :O
1. arne
A guy with a huge cock and pretty blue eyes in wich you’d drown in. He’s a hottie
Wow that’s an Arne passing by
by Chloé Jan 7, 2004 share this
2. Arne
A gorgeous, sexy, pretty guy
oh!! look at that arne!
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3. arne
A name used alot at The Gathering. One person yells “Arne” and then the rest of the ship yells it in waves.
A tradition in TG since 2001.
Person 1: “ARNE!”
Person 2-1016: “ARNE!”
Person 1017-3000: “ARNE!”
Person 3001-5000: “ARNE!”
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=arne
1. The act of dick slapping or hitting a woman with your penis.
2. to ogle, or stare at the opposite genders body, in an extreme fashion, especially their chest or butt. ESPECIALLY when on a date
3. An attention whore who likes to play the drama card too much.
4. the coolest guy you’ll ever meet.
5. A paranoid, depressed android from “The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy” by Douglas Adams.
> 1. joachim
> A boys name for a godlike person.
> Known for his great knowledge and his unbelievable skills in
> almost everything he does.
Hah. Top that.
1. Common Norwegian christian name, given to newborns with remarkably over-sized penises
GOD DAMN!!! Look at his third leg – He’s an ANDREAS!
7. A male with a Small Penis. Small (male) genetalia.
Often small enough for the said person to be mistaken for female.
“Wow, that guy is such an Andreas”
Nr.1 ist richtig. :)
Marcel
1.
Verb. To steal emails from a large distribution list and use them to annoy other people.
As used in a sentence
I marceled that girls email thinking she wanted to be forwarded all my lame jokes.
I am going to marcel your email address to let you know when cokes are on sale at the grocery store, 2 six packs for $5.
2. Root: Marcus
Origin: Latin
Meaning: “god of war”, “belonging to mars”
Mythology: a roman man, once a sinner; upon seeing his errors, to repent, he devoted himself to collecting knowledge that would enable him to serve justice for “the divine”
-noun/adj.
a) one who acts stubbornly, usually because he/she is in the right
b) one who sets examples that others tend to follow
c) a speaker whom is listened to intently
d) a person usually perceived as being correct, at times on complete accident
e) an intimidating Englishman
f) a hairstyle characterized by a wavy pattern
-verb
a) to style the hair using waves
“He was a regular Marcel, he wouldn’t give up until the jury saw all the evidence!”
3.
Ross Gellar’s humping-obsessed monkey from Season 1 of the sitcom FRIENDS. After getting divorced from his now lesbian wife, Ross gets a monkey named Marcel to help with his loneliness issues.
Ross, why is Marcel humping my leg?
4.
To use a disabled space when not disabled.
Did you see that bloke pull a Marcel?
5.
to look after number one. always looking for whats in it for themselves. behaves in a manner that precludes the needs of others where there is nothing in it for themselves.
he marcelled me. He took the good stuff for himself and left us with the rubbish. He only helped out so he could get something for himself.
6.
sophisticatedly quiet, but moving; like a mime.(comes from the famous French mime Marcel Marceau)
That man on the bench is very marcel!
7.
A further generalization of the first definition noted on this page;used to connotate any and all members of the marsupial family, it is used as slang for all canopy-dwelling monkeys
Look at that marcel in the tree
8.
A further generalization of the first definition noted on this page;used to connotate any and all members of the marsupial family, it is used as slang for all canopy-dwelling monkeys
Look at that marcel in the tree
9.
a tall or giant size woman that kinda resembles bigfoot. In addition has a strange odor that smells like an old dirty sock or soiled blanket..
Holy shit!!! Did you see that woman. Looked like a marcel
10.
marcel – a greaser who wears multiple layers of clothing at inappropriate times. The clothing is typically grungy, gnarly or unkempt; and may smell like garlic or Grandpa. Fascinated by feces, he may claim that his poopoo is ’spiral shaped’. He is often mistaken for one of the Village People or a Transylvanian.
hey, you can’t wear two pairs of longjohns! that’s marcelling!
11.
Used to describe a person who snubs you and or gives you the evil eye.
I was marceled in the mall by the husband of my boss.
or,
I was marceled by a co worker for months because I knew she was having an extra marital affair with another co worker.
12.
to be dirty or grungy. Generally very unkempt and have bad body odour. A marcel will usually wear the same clothes for days at a tie, even though one would have a change of clothes and a chance to bathe
you are so marcel man. Tzke a shower and change your clothes
Nr. 8 ist natürlich richtig, manchmal aber auch Nr. 1^^
@Jo:
easy as pie:
Nicolas
An italian stallion with a very wide tongue and an elephant sized penis
Nicolas destroyed my body last night with his italian stallion
@reeft: ging mir genaus so – in amerika wären wir mit dem namen mädchen ;)
Und wer jetzt noch nicht genug hat kann hier weitermachen:
http://punktpunktpunktist.de/?s=test&name=Ren%E9
befragt google und sagt dir dann wer du bist….
1. Jan 278 up, 134 down love it hate it
buy jan mugs, tshirts and magnets
Someone with and incredibly enormous penis. This person is usually good at most things and is smart. He is totally rad when it comes to chicks.
Did you see that jan making out with her, she’s so lucky.
ok, ich muss natürlich auch.
MAX:
Short for “Maximilian”, a russian name meaning “Large Penis.”
“they dont call him max(Maximilian) for nothing!”
——-
True to thier name all Max’s are Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser’s. One of a kind, Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy, and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when their not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more then their familiy. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.
” Max Lightnig….. ”
lol, ab zeile zwei stimmt alles.
:-)
Marco
noun.
Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.
God damn I wish I was like Marco!
A proud man who is a sign of prosperity and greatness. Funny, and gets hot chicks. In words Marco is AWESOME!
He looks like a Marco!
1. A person with a large dick.
2. A pimp.
3. A person who will become succesful in some way.
He is such a Felix, I wish i was him.
Florian
A Legend. Fantastic Guy
Hey Florian, what’s Up?
Cooooooooooooooool dude.
Tobias
A type/nickname for marijuana grown in South America and smuggled into the United States.
“Hey you, pass me some tobias!”
tobias
a spanish slang term with similar meaning to shit, poop, or crap
Don’t go in there. I just took a dump, and it smells like tobias.
To barf, to barf greatly
Man…she ralfed all over the floor.