The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating… and you finish off as an orgasm.
(Danke Michail!)
So sollte es sein.
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Ich weiß nicht, ob ich nach all den Jahren Arbeit Bock auf die Schule hätte, aber den Rest würde ich so gut finden, sehr gut.
Auch schön:
Nobody wants to die, nobody wants to get old, but we do. So we bullshit ourselves. I started bullshitting myself when I got in my 40s. Soon as I was in my 40s I looked in the mirror and I’d look in the mirror and I’d say: “Well…I guess I am getting…OLDER” [...] Bullshit, I’m getting old. And it’s OK. Because thanks to the fear of death in this country, I won’t have to die. I’ll pass away.
Kommt so bei 5:50
“I don’t have pet peeves; I have major psychotic fucking hatreds, okay. And it makes the world a lot easier to sort out.” http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0246645/quotes
Mein absoluter Favorit auf “You’re All Diseased”: Airport Security post 9/11 http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=KBxzvSbGJ2w&feature=related