Weird

Hell is impatient, Goldenboy.

Then this happened: A sinkhole has opened in front of President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club, according to an email alert from the Town of Palm Beach in Florida. The sinkhole is just west of Mar-a-Lago’s southern entrance, where workers are gathered. The 4-foot by 4-foot hole is in front of the club and appears to…

Zalgo Droplet

A Javascript-Droplet „to invoke the hive-mind representing chaos. Invoking the feeling of chaos. With out order. The Nezperdian hive-mind of chaos. Zalgo. He who Waits Behind The Wall. ZALGO!“ You can zalgofy this Posting by clicking here or dropping this Link into your Browser-Bar-Thingy, clicking it every time you need your Internet-Experience to take a…

History of the entire world, I guess

Bill Wurtz, „History of the entire world, I guess“. (via Waxy)

Smile-Filtering a Face until there is no Face left to smile-filter

Gene Kogan: „just in case you were wondering, this is what happens when you repeatedly run FaceApp’s smile filter until it can't detect a face anymore.“

Bambi eats human Bones

Forensiker haben zum ersten mal einen Hirsch (oder zwei, sie wissen nicht, ob es derselbe ist) beim Kauen auf Menschenknochen beobachtet. Die Tiere sind eigentlich Pflanzenfresser und leben in einem Waldstück in Texas, das zur Forensic Anthropology Research Facility (aka Body Farm) in San Marcos gehört. Der Stock, der da aus dem Maul von Bambi…

Things full of beans that shouldn't be full of beans

Things full of beans that shouldn't be full of beans (Imgur-Rip from this FB-Page). (Not sure about the official looking reply envelope to be honest. Official looking reply envelopes should always be full of beans all things considered, no?

„Top 10 Reasons I Won't Do ASMR“-ASMR-Video

I don't get ASMR and Jenny Nicholson doesn't get ASMR either, but she's also funny. „It's gross, it's really gross.“

Glue Peeling ASMR

I don't get ASMR (Autonomous sensory meridian response). I mean, I get it from a rational point of view, that there are people who get off on it, but I don't get why there seems to be a whole semi-subcultural movement on the Web, but anyhow. Here's a young lady peeling her glitter skin made…

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„I filmed my pet doing silly things then poked him with a stick.“

Sweater-Dude makes localized Sweaters (and has fantastic Hair)

Sam Barsky macht DIY-Pullis mit irgendwelchen Orten drauf, besucht diese Orte dann und lässt sich in seinem gehäkelten Lokalmotiv-Sweater ablichten. Neben geilen Pullis und Strick-Skills hat er auch eine formvollendete Frisur. Mehr Haare und kratzende Wollpullis auf seinen Facebooks und in dieser Imgur-Gallerie. (via MeFi)

Weird Sound-FX-Vinyls

Großartiges aus dem fiktiven Weirdo-Kaff Scarfolk: BBC Sound Effects Records (early 1970s). Ich will ’ne Platte voller quietschender Augapfelsounds! Das untröstliche Weinen in der Bibliothek nehme ich aber auch. Und das unangenehme Schweigen.

Gesichtsmuskeltraining per Schwingflügeleinsatzvorrichtungsgerät

The existence of the FACIAL FITNESS PAO(フェイシャルフィットネス パオ) makes me mighty happy.

Roxanne gets faster every time Sting sings Roxanne

Vor zwei Wochen begann YT-User Avoid at All Costs seine Reihe seltsamer Bee-Movie-Remixe. Den Auftakt machte Bee movie trailer but every time they say bee it gets faster und es folgten: Bee movie trailer but every time they say bee it gets slower The bee movie trailer but every time they say bee it does…

Brexit-Wähler wechseln ihre Unnerbuxen seltener

Brexit in your pants. The polling organization YouGov carried out a survey into the U.K.’s clothes washing habits. It found that 84 percent of those surveyed changed their underpants every day. That figure rose to 89 percent for those who voted Remain, and fell to 81 percent for Leave voters. That’s a large enough gap…