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Lorem Gibson + Riker Ipsum

1. Lorem Gibson: Website filler text based on the works of William Gibson (via Adafruit) Euro-pop 3D-printed augmented reality Kowloon girl pre- realism youtube. tube fluidity BASE jump carbon saturation point warehouse uplink numinous. wonton soup stimulate carbon towards Kowloon tattoo pre- rebar. rebar render-farm plastic cardboard grenade systemic kanji hotdog. cartel girl Chiba wristwatch…

Cupcake Ipsum

Cupcake Ipsum: „Sugar Coated Ipsum Generator“ voller Gummibärchen, Schoki und Käsekuchen. Mmmmm… Käsekuchen. Cupcake ipsum dolor sit amet I love ice cream. Tootsie roll oat cake cookie cotton candy candy canes brownie. I love wypas jujubes faworki sweet I love dessert chocolate bar. Halvah sesame snaps jelly beans bear claw. Wafer jelly macaroon ice cream.…

Riker Ipsum

Ein Lorem Ipsum-Generator aus Captain Riker-Zitaten. Smooth as an androids bottom. Smooth as an android's bottom, eh, Data? Your shields were failing, sir. What? We're not at all alike! I recommend you don't fire until you're within 40,000 kilometers. Sorry, Data. You enjoyed that. The Federation's gone; the Borg is everywhere! Riker Ipsum (via Jason…

50 Shades of Grey-Lorem Ipsum

Ich hab „50 Shades of Grey“ (selbstverständlich) nicht gelesen, aber ich denke, als Blindtext-Generator gibt das Buch einiges her: My throat was so full of cumtree and cock snot, the love piss was leaching down my chin and onto my tatas. It was bliss having his tallywacker shoved inside me again; stuffing my whispering eye…

Skate Ipsum

Für die Blindtextgeneratorensammlung: Skate Ipsum (via KFMW). Ich warte ja immer noch auf ein "Deutsche Politiker Gefasel"-Ipsum mit inhaltslosen Worthülsen wie "Wachstum ist, was Arbeit schafft" oder "Das Internet darf kein rechtsfreier Raum sein". Blindtext und Politik sind eigentlich wie füreinander geschaffen, bis dahin aber erstmal ein paar Acid drop kick-noses. Skate ipsum dolor sit…

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Lebowski Ipsum

Ein Big Lebowski-Lorem Ipsum-Generator: „Filler Text that ties the room together.“ One a those days, huh. Wal, a wiser fella than m'self once said, sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar, wal, he eats you. That wasn't her toe. Excuse me! Mark it zero. Next frame. Mind if I smoke a jay? Brandt…

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Samuel L. Ipsum

Blindtext from your favorite Motherfucker. Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. Some pilots get picked and become…

Hipster Ipsum

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Bacon Ipsum

Blindtext-Generator für Carnivore: Bacon Ipsum. (via Martin) Bacon ipsum dolor sit amet ham hock cow tri-tip bacon short loin meatloaf swine. Venison tri-tip pork drumstick bresaola, ground round ham hock shankle meatloaf ham beef strip steak rump pork belly pork chop. Bresaola chuck shankle short loin, pig meatloaf ribeye pork belly. Beef shank pancetta, pork…