Generators

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Cult Generator

Netter Kult-Generator von Matt Hew. Das Teil ist recht simpel mit Twine zusammengehackt. Trotzdem lustig. Die Schwarzwurm-Anbeter aus Berlin sind bislang mein Favorite.

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Fantasy-Map-Generator

Tolles Browsertoy von Martin O'Leary, ein Map-Generator der Karten wie aus alten Fantasy-Pulp-Büchern erzeugt. Hier der Code auf Github, hier ein Fantasy-Map-Twitterbot. (via Algoritmic) One of the difficulties of creating landscapes in a realistic way is that real landscapes aren't created all at once. Instead, they evolve from earlier landscapes, which in turn evolved from…

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The Naked Gun Random Intro Sequence Generator

Der Naked Gun Random Intro Sequence Generator holt sich GIFs von Giphy, die mit „Dashcam“ oder „GoPro“ getagged wurden, und schmeißt das Intro der Nackten Kanone drüber. Man kann seine Intros leider nicht exportieren, aber verlinken. Ich hab trotzdem mal ein paar abgefilmt und gegift:

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Unicode Pseudo-Alphabet Converter

Unicode Text Converter: „Convert plain text (letters, sometimes numbers, sometimes punctuation) to obscure characters from Unicode [and into a pseudo-alphabet, which means:] One or more of the letters transliterated has a different meaning or source than intended. In the non-bold version of Fraktur, for example, several letters are 'black letter' but most are 'mathematical fraktur'.…

2015 Prediction Bot

Der Guardian hat sich einen Jahresvorhersage-Bot gebastelt: „this bot will automatically collate any prediction about 2015 from news headlines and copy every day, no matter how terrible, plausible, or obscure it may be“. And obscure it is: „2015 WILL BE THE YEAR OF THE MICROBIOME. The stool sample is about to go mainstream. Sounds gross,…

Star Wars Bullshit-Generator

„Now you, too, can spread dubious rumors about Episode VII! Click 'Generate' to spawn more baseless speculation.“

New Age Bullshit Generator

„We are being called to explore the multiverse itself as an interface between self-actualization and non-locality. Soon there will be an unfolding of potentiality the likes of which the quantum soup has never seen. The harmonizing of potential is now happening worldwide.“ (via MeFi)

NSA-Leak Generator

NSA-O-Matic: „Recently released NSA documents revealed the existence of COURIEROLIVE, a searchable database that intercepts SMS messages. An anonymous administration source assured the public that the program is authorized by a section of the PATRIOT Act.“

Tumblr Rant Generator: ROT IN HELL, YOU DELUDED MALE-NORMATIVE TRANSMISOGYNIST!

Einfach mal Dampf ablassen: CHECK YOUR THIN PRIVILEGE, YOU LITTLE PERSON-SEXUALIZING, MALE-PRIVILEGED PATRIARCHIST!!! you binary-privileged classist!!!!!! stop fucking objectifying PoC-aligned individuals! YOU SMALLFAT-OVERPRIVILEGED MRA!!!! YOU CISHET-NORMATIVE ABLEIST!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST GENDER ABOLITION YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! fuck your damn rape culture you fucking scum!!! STOP FUCKING ATTACKING AROMANTIC-ALIGNED INDIVIDUALS YOU…

Ugly Password Generator

Falls wer ein neues Snapchat-Passwort braucht (weil): „This website will create for you a password that is not only secure*, but is also so utterly repulsive that not even the most hardened criminal, identity thief, NSA agent, or jealous boyfriend would ever want to use it.“ Hier ein paar meiner Favs: FLESHYb00tY62&3 eXPOsEdpU$$y402[ pukINGB4NDAGE878~ r4UncHYBO0geR$07}3…

HTML5-Glitch Text Generator

Ein Generator für UTF-geglitchten Text. Ich steh' auf diesen Scheiß, auch wenn ich Glitchkram derzeit nicht mehr so wirklich sehen kann. In recent years, artists such as Glitchr have helped popularize a certain style of "glitch text" that revolves around the use of combining diacritical marks. These marks are highly stackable, and stacking large numbers…

Star Wars-GIFs from Dialogue-Lines

Schönes Tool von Lindsey Bieda: Ein GIF-Generator mit Star Wars-Dialog-Suchmaschine inklusive Tumblr und Twitter-Bot, hier ein Video des Tools in Action, da der ganze Code auf Github.

Unicode-Calligraphy-Generator: Ḧ⊛ᵯ⊘ⓖḶ⅄ⓅḢΐ˳Ⴚ₵

Homoglyphi.cc: Nette Tool-Sammlung inklusive Chrome-Extension (die bei mir nicht funktioniert), um diese Unicode-Dingse zu erzeugen, wie zum Beispiel der hier: ⓃΣꝚ►☪◉ⓇΞ. Und sowas natürlich: ▷Σ↑ΠƸ ⋔⊔ÐↁЄ☈. Homoglyphi.cc is a simple tool for writing Unicode-calligraphy. The user can combine characters from the Astral Planes of the code structure to create alternative word-images. These can, for exemple,…

Gizoogle iz back!

Gizoogle war vor ein paar Jahren so eine der ersten Fun-Translate-Services und übersetzte Websites in Snoop Dogg Gangsta-Slang. Jetzt sind sie wieder da und haben ihren Gangsta-Algorithmus verbessert und Kram und Website-Translation-Service, hier NC mit Bling. The slanguage used in our algorithm has been quoted from Snoop Dogg himself and is commonly used in movies,…

Gizoogle

„Gizoogle lets you translate pretty much anything on the internet into gangsta slang. You can enter a search term, a website address or a Twitter @ handle, and boo-ya.. there it is playa!“