Facehugger Chicken

The Facehugger Feast Roasted Chicken: „Made from a full-sized roasting chicken, snow crab legs, and a homemade chicken sausage tail, this sweet slab of petrifying poultry is smokey, succulent, and has just enough bite from a secret ingredient to make you cautiously come back for more. In short, it’s damn good.“ (via JWZ)

And as far as I can see, there's no Facehugger-Deepthroat-Mechanism involved, so that's a plus.