Fetish Coding Language

Großartige Eso-Programmiersprache voller Schlag-mich-beiß-mich-Lingo von Property404: „Fetlang is a statically typed, procedural, esoteric programming language and reference implementation. It is designed such that source code looks like poorly written fetish erotica“.

(Anything in parentheticals is a comment)
(Set Trisha to 10)
lick Trisha's toes ten times
(Set Clara to "". She will be the final output)
make Clara moan

(while true)
Until Amy is dominant towards Alicia
	(Read a byte from standard input)
	Have Mistress torture Brian's cock

	(Break if newline)
	If Brian is Trisha's fucktoy
		call safeword

	(Append byte to output)
	Have Brian hogtie Clara

(print)
Make slave scream Clara's name