My Highway is full of Slime Eels

Then this happened: Truckload of ‘Slime Eels’ Has Exploded Onto an Oregon Highway.

An Oregon highway has been “slimed” after a truck carrying 3,400kg (7,500lb) of eel-like fish overturned, spilling them and their excretions all over the road and nearby vehicles.

The accident occurred on highway 101 just south of Depoe Bay in Oregon early on Thursday afternoon. No one was injured, according to police, but multiple cars were affected and one lane of the highway was closed while the cleanup took place.