Nihilist Start-Up Haikus

19.06.2017 Fun
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I ❤️ McSweeneys! Nihilist Start-Up Haikus by Andrew Benedict.

Follow the assets
Produce for millennials
Malcontent is king

Ping me brand guidelines
Touch base before EOD
Sync or we perish

Account lead rockstar
Monetization guru
Nihilist ninja

You don’t know someone
‘Til you walk a mile in
Their Snapchat Glasses

I am freemium
I have a proof of concept
My life is on brand