Nothing is real-Hat

Awesome hat of nothing. „It also features an adjustable strap closure.“

We are all living in the fever dream of an absent god, but that’s no excuse not to look like a lil’ cutie. Featuring black stitching on a black background, this cap’s message is subtle enough to allow only those you want closest to you to learn the truth before the slumbering god awakens to scream-whisper its swan song as our current reality cracks and crumbles into the gaping maw of Nothing!