Smart Condom 👌👈

Das intelligente Gummi von British Condoms kann man nun vorbestellen und ist eigentlich eher ein Cockring mit Accelerometer, der misst: wie lange, wie oft, wie groß, wie hot und so weiter und so fort. Schönes Feature auch: „Ever wondered how you stack up to other people from around the world?“ Schwanzvergleich im globalen Maßstab mit gamifiziertem Boomshakalaka. Finally! (Und nein, das ist kein Projekt des Stupid Hackathons. Sollte es aber.)

Have you ever wondered how many calories you’re burning during intercourse? How many thrusts? Speed of your thrusts? The duration of your sessions? Frequency? How many different positions you use in the period of a week, month or year? Ever wondered how you stack up to other people from around the world?

i.Con will record:
- Calories burnt during sexual intercourse
- Speed of thrusts
- Total number of thrusts
- Frequency of sessions
- Total duration of sessions
- Average velocity of thrusts
- Girth measurement
- Different positions used (currently BETA testing – will have more info in a release coming soon)
- Average skin temperature