Occultists vs Trump

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Heute Nacht werden Hexen und Magier weltweit ein Massen-Ritual abhalten und einen Bannspruch gegen Trump und seine Anhänger aussprechen. Hier das Ritual und 'ne Shopping-Liste („Tiny stub of an orange candle“, „Baby carrot [as substitute for orange candle stub]“). Die Christofaschisten auf der anderen Seite wollen mit einem „Day of Prayer“ dagegenhalten („We beseech all Christian soldiers to answer this call to action by reading from Psalm 23“), während den Chaos Magicians for Trump anscheinend das Mana ausgegangen ist. Alle irre.

A Spell to Bind Donald Trump and All Those Who Abet Him (version 2.0)

To be performed at midnight on every waning crescent moon until he is removed from office. The first ritual takes place Friday evening, February 24th, at the stroke of midnight. This binding spell is open source, and may be modified to fit your preferred spiritual practice or magical system — the critical elements are the simultaneity of the working (midnight, EST—DC, Mar-a-Lago, and Trump Tower NYC time) and the mass energy of participants.
See below for the upcoming dates. Some lodges/covens are doing a variation of this as a group working, while a number of solitary practitioners are planning to connect and livestream via Facebook, Twitter, and other social media.

Components: Unflattering photo of Trump (small), Tower tarot card (from any deck), Tiny stub of an orange candle (cheap via Amazon), Pin or small nail (to inscribe candle), White candle (any size), representing the element of Fire, Small bowl of water, representing elemental Water, Small bowl of salt, representing elemental Earth, Feather (any), representing the element of Air, Matches or lighter, Ashtray or dish of sand

Optional: Piece of pyrite (fool’s gold), Sulfur, Black thread (for traditional binding variant), Baby carrot (as substitute for orange candle stub)

Preparation: Write “Donald J. Trump” on the orange candle stub with a pin or nail, Arrange other items in a pleasing circle in front of you, Lean the Tower card against something so that it’s standing up (vertically), Say a prayer for protection and invoke blessing from your preferred spirit or deity. Reading the 23rd Psalm aloud is common in Hoodoo/Conjure/Rootwork traditions. Experienced magicians may perform an appropriate banishing ritual.

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