43

42

if (
   2016-1974 == 
   $TheAnswertoLifetheUniverseandEverything
   ) {

   fuckmylife();
   kickalldolphinsforbowieprinceandleia();
   haveawordwiththemicebecausetrump();
   age++;
   getonwithit();

} else {

   fuckdouglasadamsandhisfakenews();

}