Roxanne gets faster every time Sting sings Roxanne

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Vor zwei Wochen begann YT-User Avoid at All Costs seine Reihe seltsamer Bee-Movie-Remixe. Den Auftakt machte Bee movie trailer but every time they say bee it gets faster und es folgten:

Bee movie trailer but every time they say bee it gets slower
The bee movie trailer but every time they say bee it does the whole trailer really fast
The bee movie trailer except every time they say bee Barry likes jazz
The bee movie trailer except every time they say bee it plays a worse bee movie trailer really fast (FYI: that worse bee movie is Biene Maja)
The entire bee movie but every time they say bee it gets faster
The bee movie trailer but it's censored
The bee movie trailer but every time it says bee it plays the whole trailer again x2
The bee movie trailer but every time they say bee it plays the Seinfeld theme
The bee movie trailer but it's awkward
The bee movie trailer but it zooms in on random things
The bee movie trailer but it's zoomed in on random things and also it's crazy
The bee movie trailer but every time they say bee it plays clips from "Absolutely Everybody" (2000)
The bee movie trailer but every time it says bee it plays the audio again
The bee movie trailer but every time they say bee it plays every bee in the trailer

Jetz isses so: Ich mag Bee Movie nicht besonders, auch wenn mich die Variante hier sehr glücklich macht: "Bee Movie Trailer" but every time they say "bee" it goes to "Bugs Life Trailer". Every time they say "bug" it goes to "Antz Trailer", and every time they say "ant" it goes back to "Bee Movie Trailer".

Und deshalb habe ich die Meme trotz ihrer überaus angenehmen Weirdness ignoriert. Und having said that: Roxanne by The Police but every time they say "roxanne" it gets faster. (via MeFi)

Also, this: Zizek on accelerationism but it gets faster every time he touches his face.

And this: Zizek but it keeps getting faster whenever he sniffs

Or this: Pulp Fiction but every time they say Fuck it gets faster

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