Westworld Version 4.5.2 Patch Notes

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McSweeney mit dem ReadMe.txt des letzten Westworld-Updates. Die Hosts haben jetzt größere Hüte, die besser riechen. Ein paar Favs:

GENERAL UPDATES:
- All hosts now have access to exciting new soup recipes
- Increased gonorrhea rate in hosts to 1 in 3
- Horses will smile more
- Hosts will now act weird and sinister sometimes
- Hats smell nicer

NEW FEATURES:
- 3 new zones to explore: “Diablo Mesa,” “Red Wall Gulch” and “Guthrie’s Hat Cave”
- Exciting new horse breeds to discover, tame, and have sex with
- Hosts now have memories and will be able to access years of cumulative evil done unto them
- Bigger hats!
- Guns that guests can have sex with

BUG FIXES:
- “Legends of Hero Canyon” storyline no longer crashes if the bear sits on the mayor
- Rain now goes all the way to the ground instead of stopping a few feet in the air
- Fixed bug where player pianos only played Good Charlotte songs
- Fixed bug where hats stop working