US-Election Bizarro Cookies

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Ich schaue grade, wie alle, CNN und die Auszählung der Stimmen der US-Wahl. Trump dürfte haushoch verlieren, das steht für mich außer Frage und mich interessieren neben so zwei oder dreizehn seriösen politischen Belangen natürlich vor allem die ganzen Bizarro-Bits, die im Gegensatz zu den seriösen politischen Belangen hier viel besser ins Blog passen, die so während der Wahlnacht aufpoppen, wobei ich ja durchaus auch gerne mal seriös kann hier wenn ich will oder muss oder wenn es die Umstände halt aus irgendeinem Grunde erfordern – aber meistens muss ich ja gottseidank nicht jedenfalls here we go:

trucksAus Angst vor Terroranschlägen parken sie Gebäude mit sandbefüllten Trucks zu, um die Einschläge oder Explosionen etwaiger Angriffe einzudämmen. Americans are weird.

Trump Tower -- the place Donald Trump calls home and work -- is being protected by a line of dump trucks all filled with sand ... and the endgame is to prevent terrorist attacks. NYC Dept. of Sanitation vehicles showed up early Tuesday, forming a barrier to minimize an attack with explosive devices ... law enforcement tells TMZ.

A Dept. of Sanitation spokesperson tells us they've also got trucks set up at The Peninsula Hotel, Hilton Hotel and Javits Center for the same purpose.

Trump wird nach der Stimmabgabe in New York mit den Worten „You're gonna lose“ ins Gesicht ausgelacht. Er will einem fast leid tun. Aber nur fast.

Ein katholischer Pfarrer hat nochmal einen Tag vor der Wahl in einem Anfall von religiösem Wahn mit einem toten Fötus auf dem Altar für Drumpf gebetet: A Catholic priest put an aborted fetus on the altar in an appeal for Donald Trump.

Die Clinton-Fuzzis machen die MannequinChallenge-Meme:

Yoga für gestresste Wähler in Californien:

Even Trumps Cake looks sad:

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I'll miss him. Kinda.

Sounds legit:

Former President George W. Bush and first lady Laura Bush cast their votes for Hillary Clinton in Tuesday's election, radio host Rush Limbaugh claimed.

"I'm told that George W. Bush and Laura Bush voted for Hillary Clinton today," Limbaugh said on his Tuesday program.

The Onion: Millions Gather Under Times Square Countdown Clock To Celebrate End Of 2016 Election

Marking the joyous occasion with singing, dancing, and a chorus of ecstatic cheers, an estimated 2 million citizens gathered beneath the Times Square countdown clock Tuesday night to celebrate the end of the 2016 election season, sources reported.

The crowd of revelers—many of whom had arrived in the early morning to stake out prime viewing locations—reportedly swelled in volume throughout the night, spilling over into nearby streets as many popped bottles of champagne, embraced loved ones, and finally joined together in a boisterous countdown seconds before the polls were scheduled to close.

“God, this is so amazing,” said local man Mark Edwards, gazing up at a fireworks display signaling the conclusion of the incessant media coverage, debates, stump speeches, and campaign advertisements of the election cycle. “I can’t even begin to describe how excited everyone is here. It’s really unbelievable.”

“Wooooo!” he shouted, his voice nearly drowned out by the sound of Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration” emanating from loudspeakers situated on buildings around the square.

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