Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens

Then this happened: Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens (via JWZ)

two teenage siblings wandered out with their smartphones to play Pokémon Go. But instead of finding Pikachu or Squirtle they soon came face to face in the park with a couple who […] wore rubber masks depicting pigs’ heads and they started screaming and waving a green laser. The masked shooters, who also wore T-shirts labeled ‘King’ and ‘Queen’, were next spotted by incredulous motorists as they had sex beside the hamlet’s waterwheel. Traffic backed up on the highway as some drivers slowed down and others clambered out of their cars to behold the bizarre spectacle […]

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