Pokémon Hypetrain: Pornhub Pokémon Porn-Stats, a New Kind of Flâneur, Don't Drive and Pokémon, Twitch Plays Pokémon Go und überhaupt alles

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Pokémon Go Has Created a New Kind of Flâneur – "The game is her element, as the air is that of Pidgey and the water of Squirtle."

For better or for worse, the Pokémon Go player is a new kind of flâneur—that French literary term for those who stroll city streets with no aim but to gather observations and ideas. With that, we took inspiration from a famous passage in Charles Baudelaire's 1863 essay, “The Painter of Modern Life”—which vividly defined and glorified the flâneur’s walks and musings—and from famous artworks of the same period to give an impression of this para-virtual wanderer. To borrow from the game's term for coaching Pokémon for battle, we present le traîneur:

The game is her element, as the air is that of Pidgey and the water of Squirtle. Her passion and her distraction are to become one flesh with the game. For the perfect traîneur, for the passionate Pokémon catcher, it is an immense joy to encounter a Charmander in the heart of the multitude, amid the ebb and flow of moving cars and crosswalk lights, in the midst of lure modules and gyms.

To be away from home and yet to feel oneself everywhere at home; to see the world of PokéStops, to be at the center of a world of PokéStops, with flashes of appreciation for physical surroundings—such are a few of the slightest pleasures which collecting extra balls, while avoiding pedestrian collisions, summon forth.

The traîneur is a princess who everywhere rejoices in newfound motivation to move her feet. The lover of the game has the whole world mapped before her, who turns the corner to collect a Jigglypuff and discovers a weird pizza-themed mural she somehow never noticed before.

Thus the lover of augmented reality enters into the game as though it were an immense reservoir of electrical energy (because it is, that’s how her phone works). Or we might liken her to a mirror as vast as the game itself; or to a kaleidoscope gifted with good throws, responding to each Pokémon and reproducing the multiplicity of real life and the flickering grace of all the elements of her phone.

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Pokemon Porn Searches: „Nintendo’s Pokemon Go mobile game was released in the United States on July 6, and quickly became a worldwide phenomenon. As we soon found out […] this immediately lead to an increase in Pokemon searches on Pornhub.“

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Pokémon Go-Movie kommt so sicher wie die Hackfleischbällchen der Pastafari: Is Legendary Going To Catch Pokemon? Movie Deal In Offing For Hot Franchise Property: „I’m told that Legendary Pictures is moving toward a deal to land the rights to make a live-action film based on the decades-old pocket monster game from Japan that has gotten a giant second wind since the release of the new app. Details are scant at this point, and no deal has been closed, but I am persuaded that it’s headed that way.“

Pokémon Go Players Are Waging War Over The White House: „Once it became known that the White House could be a playground for Pokémon Go, Washington D.C. players started flocking to the government building, hoping to lay claim to it. The next viral image to arise from the White House was of a cleverly-named Pidgeot named MERICA.“

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