Trolling-Tools for the Trumpocalypse

Letzte Woche leakte ein Hacker jede Menge Docs der US-Demokraten aus dem Wahlkampf, Smoking Gun hat sich mal den Trolling-Plan der Demokraten während der Republican Convention angesehen, darin unter anderem „Trump Yourself“-Kids, ein „Trumpocalypse Survival Kit“ mit Kotztüte und Alka Seltzer und ein „Business Starter Kit“ mit Scheck von Papa.

The DNC plan lists other hokey proposed stunts, like:

  • A “Trumpocalypse Survival kit” tote bag with a barf bag, Tylenol, Alka Seltzer, and a clothespin “to hold nose while voting for Trump.”
  • The production of an eight-page “Trump Tabloid” designed to look like the New York Post. The paper--“ideal for dumping oppo” research on the developer--would include a Trump-penned advice column entitled “How to Talk to Women.”
  • Volunteers dressed as limousine drivers would go to the airport and meet arriving RNC members with “signs with messaging about Trump.”
  • The distribution of a “Go Trump Yourself” kit that includes spray tan, hair dye, a dog whistle, and “Tiny foam fingers/hand clappers.”
  • Attendees at a media lunch would be served food “from countries Trump has offended.” The menu would offer tacos and hummus and pita.
  • A Trump “Successful Businessman Starter Kit” would include a $40 million check from “your Dad” and a diploma from Trump University.
  • Producing milk cartons with the photos of the many GOP leaders who are skipping the convention.