Stellenangebot: Social Media Manager at the Nights Watch 🤘

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I ❤️ McSweeneys: SOCIAL MEDIA INTERN WANTED AT THE NIGHT’S WATCH.

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Job Description:
The Night’s Watch is looking for a talented and highly motivated Social Media Intern to join our award-winning team at Castle Black. The ideal candidate will have a background in writing or marketing with a passion for serving the realm of men until the day they die. […] If you love telling brand stories through digital mediums, can think very conceptually about social media, and love working alongside hardened criminals wearing identical black cloaks, then this might be the perfect step in beginning your career.

Main Responsibilities:

  • Maintain our Twitter and Facebook pages, sending out topical, informative, and engaging posts that tell our brand story in a creative, conceptual way. […]
  • Bring rags to the Maester as he patches up festering sword wounds, and help him burn the bodies of your dead colleagues.
  • Create persuasive messaging, targeting our consumers, reminding them that “Run! The White Walkers are coming!” and a secondary messaging strategy directly to the White Walkers, with the idea being “Please for the love of God stop attacking us!”

Skills and Requirements:

  • Working knowledge of major social media outlets a must.
  • Ability to never have sex again. Ever. […]
  • Ability to save all seven kingdoms of Westeros from imminent demise a plus.

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