Scottish Trump-Insults, ranked

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Drumpf today tweeted „Just arrived in Scotland. Place is going wild over the vote.“ Ofcourse, Scotland voted to stay in the EU and because they are Scots, they so had none of it.

Here's the most beautiful scottish Trump-Insultsof the day, ranked from „boring but still kinda hurting“ to „soulshattering persona-destruction“:

    frump

  1. Donald you fool
  2. wiggy slice
  3. you uncooked pastry
  4. Spoon
  5. few fries short of a Happy Meal
  6. you moron, you stupid moron, fucking moron, the unofficial king of the morons, biggest fucking moron on the planet right now
  7. dickhead
  8. twat
  9. You're a boob, tit
  10. Bonehead
  11. tiny hands
  12. pumpkinfart
  13. your words are as legitimate as your hairstyle
  14. you absolute glove puppet
  15. Mangled apricot hellbeast
  16. you muppet
  17. you Twatwaffle
  18. You braindead quisling
  19. giant fucking ball sack.
  20. ya fucking ejit
  21. you numpty, total and utter numpty
  22. Narcissistic egotistical buffoon.
  23. ye daft bawbag. Arse from elbow!
  24. you utter Twonk
  25. you twat-faced asshat
  26. idiotic delusional psychopathic compulsive liar
  27. Delete you're a cunt.
  28. If Mrs. Doubtfire were real & back in Scotland she would would smack you on the head.
  29. ludicrous tangerine ballsack
  30. Bloviating flesh bag
  31. you weapons-grade plum
  32. polyester cockwomble
  33. you really are a cockwomble
  34. You complete bumblecunt
  35. you rag-haired, cunty, twat-badger!!
  36. If Cailleach Trump had sent you to Tong School you might have a better understanding of what actually happened. Geehonk.
  37. Fuckstick Helmethair
  38. Weaselheaded fucknugget
  39. Incrompressible Jizztrumpet
  40. leather faced, shit-tobogganist
  41. you toupéd fucktrumpet
  42. tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon.
  43. YOU WITLESS FUCKING COCKSPLAT!
  44. Oi, buttplug face!

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