Trump-Toiletpaper outsells Hillary Clinton-Toiletpaper

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Trump-Toilettenpapier verkauft sich ungefähr sechsmal besser, als Clinton-Toilettenpapier. Now you know.

Qingdao Wellpaper Industrial Co., based in north China’s Shandong province, told China Daily that sales of its Trump toilet paper have been rising since mid-February. So far the company has taken 50 orders—some for up to 5,000 rolls—for Trump toilet paper. In comparison, the Clinton toilet paper has attracted only eight orders.

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Qingdao Wellpaper is not the only Chinese company cashing in on people’s feelings toward Trump, Alibaba.com shows. A search for “Donald Trump toilet paper” on the site reveals dozens of products, while a similar search for Clinton turns up only 16. (There appears to be no Bernie Sanders toilet paper for sale at all.)

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