Google erfindet klebende Unfallopfer-Fänger für Roboter-Autos

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robotcarYou can't make this shit up: Google patent: Glue would stick pedestrian to self-driving car after collision. (via NewAesthetics)

In a world with self-driving cars, Google envisions the inevitable: accidents involving pedestrians. But the firm is exploring an unusual solution. Think flypaper. The company received a patent Tuesday describing a way to reduce pedestrian injuries in an accident with a robotic vehicle. The impact of the crash, Google suggests, would expose a coating that glues the person to the front of the car.

"The adhesive layer may be a very sticky material and operate in a manner similar to flypaper, or double-sided duct tape," the patent said.

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