Don't fuck Malachite Stalactite Dildos. Just don't.

rockBecause „fucking this stalactite will probably wreck your vaginal flora and leave you with a gruesome infection within a couple days. Want details? SO GLAD YOU ASKED, ‘CAUSE HERE THEY ARE.“ (via MeFi)

Also, this: „don’t put the stalactite in your butt -3/10 do not recommend“. And „I have no deeper explanation for why human females can dissolve rocks with our genitals. It simply is.“

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