Heracles gets prosthetic Penis

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heraklesDer Herakles-Statue im französischen Arcachon wird immer wieder der Piephahn geklaut, also haben sie sich jetzt eine modulare Penis-Lösung ausgedacht, bei der der Johannes von Zeus' sein Sohn nur bei besonderen Anlässen ausgepackt und festgeschraubt wird. In Dr. Venkmans Worten: „This mythological Heros has no a prosthetic Dick.“

Their three-metre statue of Greek mythology's divine hero, Heracles, which was erected in the Parc Mauresque in 1948, keeps getting his penis removed by vandals. And it's only now that the "systematic" issue (in the words of the mayor) has been solved.

So they have come up with the idea of a removable prosthetic that can be attached to the main body for special ceremonies in the park.

"Considering Heracles' fragile manhood," the town's deputy mayor Martine Phelippot added, "we've chosen to give him a removable prosthetic that we can add to the statue before each ceremony. This is the best solution, otherwise you just end up constantly chasing after the anatomy of Heracles," she told The Local, giggling down the phone.

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