Fapping Ninja on the loose in Seattle

Then this happened: Cops seek hipster ninja masturbator in U-District: „Seattle police seek this man, suspected of masturbating multiple times outside a University District home. He was caught on surveillance footage Feb. 7 wearing all black (which appears white in the image), including a wrap around his face and head and toe shoes.“ Fucking Fapping Ninjas. (via Dangerous Minds)