99.000.000 Years old, errected Spider-Dick found

Jurassic Spider-Dong! (Jaja, Weberknechte sind keine Spinnen. Egal.)

An arachnid encased in a shard of amber found in Burma died in a rather compromising position. A harvestman of the species Halitherses grimaldii was discovered sporting a massive erection, a position it had been stuck in for the past 99 million years. What’s more, the creature was so uniquely endowed that scientists declared the find a brand new family of arachnids — a move based mostly on the shape of its penis.

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