TrumpScript

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TrumpScript is language based upon the illustrious Donald Trump. Write a trumpscript file following the syntax we've specified (good luck). […]“

trumpOur language includes several convenient features, perfect for any aspiring Presidential candidate including:

- No floating point numbers, only integers. America never does anything halfway.
- All numbers must be strictly greater than 1 million. The small stuff is inconsequential to us.
- There are no import statements allowed. All code has to be home-grown and American made.
- Instead of True and False, we have fact and lie.
- Only the most popular English words, Trump's favorite words, and current politician names can be used as variable names.
- Error messages are mostly quotes directly taken from Trump himself.
- All programs must end with "America is great."
- Our language will automatically correct Forbes' $4.5B to $10B.
- In it's raw form, TrumpScript is not compatible with Windows, because Trump isn't the type of guy to believe in PC.
- The language is completely case insensitive.

The grammar of the language is fairly convoluted, but here's a taste of the enlightened decisions we've made. […]

The is and are keywords are used both to check for equality, and for assignment. To use for assignment, say something like Trump is great or Democrats are dumb. To use to check for equality, do the same but append a ?. For example, you may need to ask yourself Trump is "the best"? (although we all know that would evaluate to fact anyway).

Assignment can also be done via the make keyword. E.g. Make America great assigns the value of the variable great to America.

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