Sommersprossen-Stencils for the gaussian Illiterate

Der neueste Scheiß aus dem Land der tausend Traurigkeiten: Künstliche Sommersprossen. Und wenn das jetzt wenigstens irgendwie sowas wie Temporary Tattoo wäre, oder so. Nein, viel viel banaler: Das sind „Stencils“, die man mit der mitgelieferten Pampe beschmieren muss. Weil die Leute keine anständige gaußsche Normalverteilung hinkriegen. (via Fabu)

freckle

There have always been two problems with creating artificial freckles. First, it's really hard to create a realistic pattern. Natural freckles have a random pattern & sizing variation, but freckles applied with a pencil are all the same shape of the pencil tip. Second, pencil or makeup freckles smudge really easily. Our product solves both of these problems.

The kit comes with 72 self-adhesive stencils and a rollerball of formula that is similar in formulation to sunless tanner. The freckle patterns look natural and last 2 days. Users who apply Freck Yourself every morning have several layers of faded frecks, which produces incredibly realistic results for four to six weeks.

Then again… I like her hair:

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