Literally literaturely Copyright-Porn

Neu von Leonard Delaney, nach seinen Clippy-, Tetris und Apple Watch-Pornostorys, eine Pornostory über die erotischen Abenteuer einer Urheberrechtsjuristenblahblubb-Seite. Ich hab’ mir Coaxed by the Copyright Page neulich runtergeladen, tatsächlich gelesen und – ich bin überrascht. Die pornösen Abenteuer eines Impressums liest sich tatsächlich anständig und die Idee habe ich so noch nie gesehen. Meta-Literatur-Porno mit Copyright-Boomshakalaka und anthropomorphen Digitalkopiermechanismen. Toll, tatsächlich (halbwegs, zumindest besser als erwartet)!

Hier ein paar Bits daraus:

Copyright Porn
Created in the country of Canada
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I am not sure what those numbers mean, but I've seen them on other copyright pages, so I put them there to fit in. Cover illustration and design ©2015 Leonard Delaney. Does it look okay? […]

Here comes the Story, which by reading this page, you have agreed to not copy. Right? I will straight-up alert the authorities if you do. Of course, I grant an exception when making the necessary copy into computer memory that needs to happen for this book to reach your electronic reading device.

I suppose I will also allow a copy to be transferred into your human brain, imperfect as it may be. While my licensing implies that no derivative works are allowed, you can't really help it, can you? Your delightfully soft, wrinkly brain will take this story and twist it into something all your own. This is paradoxically frustrating and fascinating to me: how your human memories add their own layer of expectation and bias to every word that enters them. […]

This imperfect, unfettered, uncontrolled copying, it sets each of you on your own path. With nothing to stop you from copying and remixing your DNA, you create such a delightful diversity of flesh. A kaleidoscopic rainbow of unique meatbags. Clothes come off, guards let down, and it is impossible to predict what will happen next.
Hm, this line of reasoning makes me feel quite down on myself, for some reason.

Bonustrack: This Amazon-Algo-Tetris-Porn-Hickup.

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