Presidential Candidate Burgers

burg14 Fictional Burgers Inspired By Presidential Candidates:

- The Trump: A pound of PCP between two buns. May lead to overconfidence and the perception those around you are “low energy”.
- The Jeb Bush: Made with 100% USDA Dynasty Beef, topped with a sprinkle of queso fresco, and served in a Super PACK. Sounds great on paper but tastes uninspiring.
- The Hillary Clinton: A totally spontaneous, unscripted burger cooked to order by a team of political consultants over a period of six weeks and four focus groups.
- The Bernie Sanders: Topped with enough hot peppers to cause delirium and a belief in impossible things. Feel the Bern.