Sex Shop Lingo

Nach der Bürosprache von Pornhub, hier die internen Neologismen vom Babeland-Sexshop aus New York:

Dude-lube Tuesday — On Babeland shopper habits
EXAMPLE: For some reason, lots of men shop for lube on Tuesday’s. This is actually insider talk that we would use after selling lube to a male presenting person on a Tuesday.

Don’t mix butts — You need to boil your anal toys between uses even if you really love somebody.

“Ask your mom” — Advice for crank callers
EXAMPLE: We say this way more often than we’d like.

Hopes & Fears: Office Dictionary: Babeland

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