Star Trek Garden Gnomes

Star Trek-Gartenzwerge für 'nen Zwanni ($25) bei Think Geek. Ihr könnt Kirk und Gorn behalten, ich nehm' Spock und das Redshirt. (via @scalzi)

The perfect statuary to go with your newly-acquired Star Trek plants? Why, that would be the Star Trek Garden Gnomes, of course! They come in four flavors. Here's how the base reads on each:

- Kirk - To boldly go where no man has gone before
- Kirk & Gorn - I shall be merciful and quick - Gorn
- Redshirt - Join Starfleet they said. It'd be fun they said
- Spock - Live long and prosper