PornHub Office Lingo

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Triple P — Pixelated Private Parts (Japanese Porn)
EXAMPLE: “This one Triple P is actually quite artistic, like a Jackson Pollock glory hole.”

Joystick Session — When someone visits Pornhub from a gaming console
EXAMPLE: “Mom caught me mid-Joystick Session and now my Wii’s on eBay.”

iFap session — When someone visits Pornhub from an apple mobile device
EXAMPLE: “Those TED Talks sure were boring but I managed to make it more interesting with a quick iFap session.”

Office Dictionary: PornHub