April April 2015: Pacman on Googlemaps, Amazon Dash Button, Samsungs Galaxy Blade, NSA vs Flashmobs

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Ich sammle hier heute (eigentlich morgen, aber Google hat seinen April-Dings schon online gestellt, which is why) die Netz-Aprilscherze 2015, der erste dürfte Pacman auf Googlemaps sein:

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1. Play PAC-MAN in Google Maps (Danke Marco!)

You can now play the classic arcade game PAC-MAN in Google Maps with streets as your maze. Avoid Blinky, Pinky, Inky, (and Clyde!) as you swerve the streets of some famous places around the world. But eat the pac-dots fast, because this game will only be around for a little while.

2. Introducing Amazon Dash Button: Place it. Press it. Get it. [update: Scheint ernst gemeint zu sein, kein Aprilscherz.]

Keep Dash Button handy in the kitchen, bath, laundry, or anywhere you store your favorite products. When you're running low, simply press Dash Button and Amazon quickly delivers household favorites at the same low prices offered on Amazon.com, so you can skip the last-minute trip to the store.

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3. Samsung Galaxy Blade

Samsung is proud to announce the world’s first smart knife with smartphone capabilities, the Galaxy BLADE edge. Galaxy BLADE edge is the ultimate cooking companion, made with the modern chef in mind. Building on the expertise it has already displayed with its Chef Collection series, Samsung is taking its commitment to culinary expertise and cutting-edge technology even further – literally.

Running on the latest OS, the Galaxy BLADE edge comes with all the incredible features of the Galaxy S6, but its edge is so sharp and strong that the device can also serve as a chef’s knife. In fact, the Galaxy BLADE edge could very well render all the knives in your kitchen obsolete.

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4. heise: NSA-Skandal: Facebook unterwandert Flashmob-Verabredungen

Facebook und die NSA haben ein Verfahren zur Manipulation von Direktnachrichten entwickelt. Damit sollen Flashmobs und spontane Demonstrationen unterbunden werden. Betroffen sind inzwischen auch andere Messenger.

Facebook manipuliert im Auftrag der US-Regierung regierungskritische Veranstaltungs-Infos und Direktnachrichten zwischen teilnehmenden Nutzern, um Demonstrationen zu verhindern. Wie aus einem internen NSA-Dokument aus dem Archiv Edward Snowdens hervorgeht, entwickelt Facebook das Verfahren offenbar bereits seit über drei Jahren. Inzwischen kommt es zwar auch bei anderen Messengern zum Einsatz, erprobt und angewandt wurde es aber bei Facebook – mit Erfolg.

5. Quartz hires AI-powered tech reporter Marvin Prime to publish disruptive insights

We are pleased to announce the hiring of Quartz’s new technology reporter, Marvin Prime, whose insights are entirely the product of artificial intelligence. Prime is a true digital native who will grace the world with stories no mere human could find.

“We believe our global reporting needs a local touch—that’s why we look for hires with on-the-ground experience and language skills,” Quartz editor-in-chief Kevin Delaney said. “Creating a reporter who is fluent in Markov chaining to cover Silicon Valley was a no-brainer.”

6. DYING LIGHT PATCH UNLOCKS APRIL FOOL'S DAY SUPERPOWERS

Dying Light is getting a patch tomorrow to change the game for one day only.

"In an emergency broadcast, the Global Relief Effort has urged the survivors of Harran to use extreme caution when handling Antizin injections," a press release reads. "The latest batch of Antizin has been exposed to a foreign contaminant. The chemical in question is non-toxic, but anyone affected might experience odd side-effects for up to 24 hours."

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8. Teefury: „Forget about training your mind and body with antiquated teachings by half-frog people that live in swamps OR hooded lightning mummies-- Now you can BUY the FORCE!“ (Danke Hucki!)

9. Smartbox by Inbox: „We’re excited to introduce Smartbox—a better, smarter mailbox that fuses physical mail with everything you love about the electronic kind.“

10. Scientific American: Werewolf plant waits for the light of the full moon

dn27277-1_300It's the only known plant species that relies on the lunar cycle for survival – and we found out by complete accident.

At night, Ephedra foeminea, a non-flowering relative of conifers and cycads, secretes small translucent globules of sugary liquid to attract nocturnal pollinating insects. The globules are like tiny beads oozing out from cone-shaped female organs, where the seeds are produced. If a pollinator lands on a globule, any pollen it is carrying is absorbed via the liquid into the female cone, where it fertilises the seed.

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11. Microsoft launches MS-DOS Mobile

Microsoft is going back to where productivity started for millions of people, launching a beautifully simple OS.

The MS-DOS Mobile preview is an essential download. Whether you’re going back to BASIC, or simply booting into DOS for the first time, MS-DOS Mobile marks the next step in Microsoft’s reinvention of productivity.

The OS allows you to run a number of already installed applications, while the sleuths amongst you will delight in uncovering a few extra special features – all through the medium of the much-loved C:/ prompt.

12. ThinkGeek mit Mad Max Power Wheels, Game of Thrones-Clueso, Groot Beer and Rocket Fuel Two-Pack, Steam-Powered Gaming Cabinet, EnCounter - Wearable Interactive Quest, Do It YourSelfie 360° Selfie Rig, Voltron Cat Condo und einem Game of Thrones Hodor Travel Buddy. Whoa!

13. Stadtbibliothek Köln: LAT-EX: Library Air Transportation-Express

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14. CERN researchers confirm existence of the Force: „Researchers at the Large Hadron Collider just recently started testing the accelerator for running at the higher energy of 13 TeV, and already they have found new insights into the fundamental structure of the universe. Though four fundamental forces – the strong force, the weak force, the electromagnetic force and gravity – have been well documented and confirmed in experiments over the years, CERN announced today the first unequivocal evidence for the Force. “Very impressive, this result is,” said a diminutive green spokesperson for the laboratory.“ (Danke CarFreiTag!)

14. /r/NotTheOnion:

As many of you know, BuzzFeed is proud to take advantage of all the great content posted on Reddit. Now we've decided, why not just keep the content on Reddit and bring the BuzzFeed to you? As of today, /r/NotTheOnion will be presented by BuzzFeed, as will all posts, comments, upvotes, downvotes, and reports.
In addition, we hope you enjoy your new user flair options, available in the sidebar.
BuzzFeedTM and /r/NotTheOnionTM: Let's Clickbait Together

15. Computerwoche: Ermordung eines Rentners durch Pflegeroboter knapp verhindert: „In Niigata, der Hauptstadt der Präfektur Niigata-ken auf der Honshu-Insel, hat ein humanoider Roboter versucht, den 76 Jahre alten Rentner Takahashi Tomiko (im Deutschen Tomiko Takahashi) zu erwürgen. Nur dem beherzten Einsatz eines zweiten Humanoiden, der in Takahashis Haushalt für Putztätigkeiten eingesetzt wird, war es zu verdanken, dass der Angriff misslang.“

16. Tumblr Executive Suite 2016

17. Atheist Shoes: Walkies: „3 months ago, we received an unusual request from a customer - Tina had a dying pug, Frodo, and asked us if, once Frodo had passed, we could turn him into shoes… so that her family could continue to pet him and take him for walks. We had to give it serious thought but, empathising with Tina’s impending loss, we told her 'yes, we would be honoured to preserve Frodo’s pelt, for posterity, in a pair of uber-comfy shoes.'“

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18. Humble Bundle: Ballyhoo

19. LG G Flex 2 Nature Edition: Das erste biomorphe Smartphone

„Die Natur hat bei unserem neuesten Smartphone Pate gestanden“, erläutert Justine Figura, PR Manager bei LG. „Unsere Design-Abteilung hat die Bewegungsabläufe bei der Smartphone-Bedienung unter die Lupe genommen und die Biegung in Querrichtung als nächsten Optimierungsschritt ausgemacht. Wir bringen somit ein Mobiltelefon auf den Markt, das eine vollkommen natürliche Bedienung erlaubt. Möglich gemacht wurde die ungewöhnliche Form des Geräts durch eine enge Zusammenarbeit mit unseren Kollegen in der Display Division. Die G Flex 2 Nature Edition als „ergonomisch“ zu beschreiben ist zu kurz gegriffen. Vielmehr etablieren wir mit dem Gerät die Kategorie des biomorphen Smartphones.“

19. Royal Albert Hall: „In 1967, The Beatles namechecked us in their song 'A Day in the Life', however newly discovered documents have revealed that our management weren't best pleased by the mention“.

In 1967, The Beatles namechecked us in their song 'A Day in the Life', however newly discovered documents have revealed that our management weren't best pleased by the mention...

Posted by Royal Albert Hall on Mittwoch, 1. April 2015

20. FAZ: EZB eröffnet Restaurant in ihrem Neubau: „Die Europäische Zentralbank will keine Festung sein. Deshalb eröffnet sie in Kürze in ihrer besten Höhenlage ein Restaurant. Von heute an können Plätze im neuen 'Euro Sunset' reserviert werden.“

21. Reuters: CERN proves The Force exists, Albert Hall outraged at Beatles 'holes' slur: „Commerzbank sought a solution to Greece's financial woes, saying Finance Minister Yanis Varoufakis had proposed a one-off license fee of 1 euro on European Union users of Pythagoras’ theorem. The resulting revenues from 1 April 570 BC to now would be 107,443,980,002,362,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 euros at a compounded interest rate of 4 percent, it asserted.“

22. „Have you ever read an article that made your jaw drop or seen a funny clip that made you laugh until you cried? Now, #ChromeSelfie lets you show your friends exactly how you feel. “

23. Fermilab Neutrino Cereals: „'Breakfast is fundamental, just like the particles studied here at Fermilab,' said General Mills CEO Pendle J. Cowell. 'We're looking for that sweet spot where yummy, nutritious cereal and particle physics meet.'“

24. Google Japan: PiroPiro 日本語入力チームからの新しいご提案

25. Twitter: The Twelfie Stick: „Today we’re pleased to pre-announce that Twitter is getting into the hardware business with the Twelfie Stick™, a highly sophisticated and first of its kind device. The Stick makes it easier for people to not only get the very best angle on their selfies – but also Tweet them out directly from the Stick itself.“

26. Reddit: /r/TheButton

When this post is 10 minutes old, a button and timer will become active at /r/thebutton. The timer will count down from 60 seconds. If the button is pressed the timer will reset to 60 seconds and continue counting down. Only users logged into accounts created before 2015-04-01 can press the button.

You may only press the button once.

We can’t tell you what to do from here on out. The choice is yours.


Und der Vollständigkeit halber, John Oliver über Aprilverarsche: „April Fools’ Day is awful. Please stand with John Oliver and take the Last Week Tonight No-Prank Pledge.“

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