TL;DR Bible

22.11.2014 Fun Misc #Religion

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Der größte Fantasy-Schinken der Welt in TL;DR. Hilarious!

GENESIS
God: All right, you two, don't do the one thing. Other than that, have fun.
Adam & Eve: Okay.
Satan: You should do the thing.
Adam & Eve: Okay.
God: What happened!?
Adam & Eve: We did the thing.
God: Guys

THE REST OF THE OLD TESTAMENT
God: You are my people, and you should not do the things.
People: We won't do the things.
God: Good.
People: We did the things.
God: Guys

Reddit: The stories of the Bible in TL;DR form (via Jason Kottke)