One-Star Book Reviews

Mein neues Lieblingstumblr für die nächsten fünf Minuten: One-Star Book Reviews, „Reviews of classic books, culled from the internet's think tank.“ Hier ein paar meiner Favs, Animal Farm kills me every time:

animalfarmRay Bradbury – Fahrenheit 451: „The novel was like Ali Lohan to Lindsay, where as Lindsay is ‘1984’ by George Orwell.“

Charles Bukowski – Ham on Rye: „Bukowski was obviously a sick, perverted, twisted person.“

Bram Stoker – Dracula: „The characters talk like Yoda from Star Wars“.

Jerry Pinkney – The Ugly Duckling: „This is a good book because it shows how you can be ugly and still move on.“

Umberto Eco – The Name of the Rose: „gah, that damn MONK, and his rambling descriptions. SHUT UP.“

George Orwell – Animal Farm: „I have a parrot that talks but not in complete sentences.“

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