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"This is gonna sound redic but hear me out: I’m pretty positive I could take a great white in a fight. Honestly, it’s not crazy. I’m like 70–75% sure that, if it really came down to it, I would win. And it’s not even one of those things where regular humans gets super strength in times of crisis and can lift cars. I just straight up would beat a shark. Here’s my evidence".
Watch out, sharks! Vielleicht sollte Google ja statt den Kevlarkabeln doch lieber ihn anheuern? Funny or Die: An Open Letter from a Guy Who's Pretty Sure He Could Take a Shark