Classic Movies Un-Sexism'd

McSweeneys erzählt Plotpoints aus Filmklassikern ohne Sexismen. Transformers mit Susan Sontag-Bots klingt großartig! Ein paar meiner Favorites:

leiaGone With The Wind
Rhett kisses and grabs at Scarlett against her will. Scarlett informs Rhett that though they are married, she still has autonomy over her body and has the right to refuse sex. The pair ascend the staircase in thoughtful conversation, and Rhett wakes up the next morning glowing with newfound feminist awareness.

Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi
Luke and Leia plan to rescue Han Solo from Jabba the Hut. Leia is captured by Jabba, and is forced to wear a normal, full-coverage prison jumpsuit.

One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
Nurse Ratched, representing the concept of powerful women, is a kind and competent nurse. Everyone in the film is happy and there is no conflict.

A Clockwork Orange
The male protagonist of this film spends his evenings having consensual sex with various women. Everyone respects one another.

Transformers
Megan Fox is the main character of this film about giant robots discussing Susan Sontag.

McSweeneys: CLASSIC MOVIES CHANGED TO NOT BE SEXIST.